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And that...
that's your JOB? |
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but how do you manage
to get all around the world in just one night? |
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Time zones, of course!
But the rest involves some magic to help speed up the process. |
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that's awesome! i used
to love them when shaq was on the team!
hi-ya! |
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man, i wish we could have
christmas.
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Christmas isn't so hard
to have. It's just a time for giving & being with the people
who love you... a time for peace on earth, and goodwill toward
your fellow man. |
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oh i get it, like the
pro bow'!
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Boys, I'd love to see
as many kids like you get to have a Merry Pro Bow'. Mr. Santa,
how can we help? |
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Well, by my sleigh was
the large bag I mentioned, where I keep the presents for every
good girl & boy.
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I'd hate to have a Christmas
without it. It'd ruin my giving spirits! |
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Hmm... it's pretty cold
out there now, & that crash site is a good hundred yards
or so from here. |
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A hundred yards?! Why,
that's the size of a FOOTBALL field!
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Boy, nothin' gets past
you, does it, Benji? |
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Alright. One of you is
gonna have to go out there & make it all the way across
that snow-covered field. |
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Nah, Keith. I appreciate
it, but you're a linebacker.
This is going to be a job best suited for... |
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What? No! It's a job
best suited for a kick returner! |
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The fate of Christmas
for athletes in chat rooms everywhere is in your hands. It's
up to you, son. |
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I can't ask fer more
than that.
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Good luck out there,
Pacman!
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careful you numbskulls
you might wake up those antelope or whatevers
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Sorry Peyton, this thing
s ure is heavy!
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what could possibly be
inside that bag that corey couldn't lift? |
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but whatever you do dont
open it until we get back to
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IT'S FULL OF PRESENTS, YOU GUYS! |
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Now
entering : PAC-MAN-JONES |
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well well well what a
pleasant surprise |
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gentlemen i believe we
owe our friend pacman jones here a little something |
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Hell no I ain't givin'
him any presents!
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come no corey wheres
your giving spirit? for theres nothing quite as sweet as the
gift of...
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