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NFL Pictochat DS Presents:
Christmas Comes To Pacman Jones
By Mike - 12-20-05

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 The_Fisher_King 
Alright what's all this commotion goin' on over here?

 NeverMindTheBulluck 
Someone's hurt, coach!

 The_Fisher_King 
Another injury? Dammit, you guys! I thought I said to be more careful when you're playin' in the snow!

 PaPaPaPow 
naw he ain't from around hurr.

 Benjimmy_Olson 
Yeah his wagon thingy just fell out of the sky!
WHEEEOOOOOOWW CRASSSHHHH

 The_Fisher_King 
That's not funny, Benji. This man could be in severe pain!

 PAC-MAN-JONES 
He's tellin' the troof, coach!

 Benjimmy_Olson 
I swears it!

 The_Fisher_King 
Is what they say true, Mister?

 Santa_Clauss 
Ungh... yes, I did indeed fall out of the sky.

 Santa_Clauss 
I landed in a pile of snow and now my butt is wet.

 NeverMindTheBulluck 
What were you doin' up there with all these antelope or whatevers anyway?

 Santa_Clauss 
Antelope?! Ohh, ho ho. No, no, they're called reindeer! I raised them myself. Taught them to fly!

 Benjimmy_Olson 
WAAAOOOOOOOWWWW!

 The_Fisher_King 
Are you messin' around with my players' heads, stranger? We still got 2 games left this season and I kinda want to finish on a high note. I don't need people tellin' stories about flyin' rain deers or what have you.

 Santa_Clauss 
Y-you mean you haven't heard of me

 The_Fisher_King 
Nosir. This one of yer other draft buddies, Packy?

 PAC-MAN-JONES 
i don't know

 PAC-MAN-JONES 

fuck

 PAC-MAN-JONES 
i ain't never seen him before, coach!

 Santa_Clauss 
Now that you mention it, this place doesn't look familiar to...

Ah, wait. Are you folks Jewish?

 PaPaPaPow 
naw sir, we football players!

 PAC-MAN-JONES 
you're in the NFL! i'm pacman jones, & these here guys are my buddies, the tennessee titans!

 Santa_Clauss 
The NFL... fascinating! And I suppose you've never heard of Christmas before, either?

 NeverMindTheBulluck 
What's a christmas

 Santa_Clauss 
Tell you what... if you folks would be so kind as to help me relocate to someplace where I can warm up before I go on my way again, I'll explain what exactly it is that I do.

 Benjimmy_Olson 
Can he stay with us, coach? Pretty please?

 The_Fisher_King 
I don't see why not. Get the stretcher, boys.
     
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