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The
Emily Bio Page
a story
of a girl
written by forum member Diet Chuck Sux
TEH STORY OF A RL GIRL
Emily was born with one goal in mind and one goal in mind. She
was to write the funny stuff, catering mainly to a small
demographic of bitter, cynical, and lonely bastards with no hope
nor future (and Jon Lovitz).
Funny she did. She did amazing things.
-She loves flying on dinosaurs and wears very little
-She is invincible
-She makes german
confections
-She was just a red herring
-She goes through camgirls
like PRD goes through OXYpads
-She chews up rocks and
spits out gravel
-She makes eggnog out of
NyQuil and Secret Formula 'X'
-They're always after her
Lucky Charms
-She is most definitly an
Addams
-She ain't nuttin to fuck
wit'
I don't know much about
Emily.
View Tugboat Emily's Archives here.
Emily
Imsophiapetrillo@yahoo.com
Aim: Roxymoron87