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"up next we have a game called 'who the fuck does x-play fan art.'" 

I GIVE IT A I AM GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE

 

 

 

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Andrew McBeersalesman had better fill those glasses and send along those beer or else his entrepreneurship in the land of alcoholic zombie Mexicans will never get off the ground!  Hey Bud O'Cunttrousers, your soda sign is backwards.
There is nothing like a good old wrestling match between the short bus's own Helmet Wang and his arch-rival Mauve Albert.  Go for the body slam!  You know what is just the craziest thing in the world?  MEXICAN WRESTLING.  I mean I just don't understand it!  Here's a lengthy subsection on the matter based around the fact that Mexican people don't speak English.  Look!  He doesn't understand basic concepts of online life either!  It's like we're written by the same guy's one joke!
THE ENTIRE SCREEN IS RED

 

 

MARMADUKEHUMPING CROUCHFUCKER
"Hit Me," how about I skip that and just punch you in the face with my fist.  Or something more creative I could think of.

You know what I hate about goth people?  The game "Pocket Fighter."
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