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The lack of many a thing I sought.

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Two Thousand Five

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Progressive Boink is Five Years Old Tonight

A deconstruction of the site, courtesy of Dr. Ted George

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Where the Sun Don’t Shine: A Day Game at Tropicana Field

Learning to live with and love the worst ballpark in Major League Baseball

Written by Mike • September 01, 2008

Skymall, Part Two

"Outdoor Living" is a pretty broad term, apparently

Written by Hanstock • August 22, 2008

Unsuccessful Homeless Hustles

You tell me what you want, I'll tell you what you get. You get away from me.

Written by Jon • August 11, 2008

SkyMall, Part One

Nobody buys anything from SkyMall

Written by Hanstock • August 07, 2008

Welcome to Louisville, the Most Livable City In America, Part 2

Mankind's magnum opus and the Crazy Ass Sh!t therein, part 2

Written by Jon • August 05, 2008

Failed Brian Bosworth Film Projects, 1991 - 1997

"The Boz" is in-your-face!

Written by Hanstock • July 28, 2008

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