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Chris Bosh Adjusts To Life With LeBron James

A candid conversation between Jon and Daniel

Written by Jon • July 9, 2010

A Desperate Sportswriter Under A Deadline Runs With The Next Idea He Comes Up With

What happens when a man has run out of options.

Written by Jon • June 16, 2010

Why Do Kobe Bryant And Ray Allen Hate Each Other?

An impromptu conversation between Jon and Peter

Written by Jon • June 6, 2010

The Backpacker’s Handbook

This ain't your grandma's traveling.

Written by Kyle • May 15, 2010

Your Weekend With An Old Friend From High School

It ought to be a lot of fun.

Written by Jon • April 14, 2010

Chasing the Dragon

A Dungeon Master's greatest moment...foiled?

Written by Hanstock • April 8, 2010

The 2010 Baseball Season: 27 Critical Details That You Should Be Made Aware Of

The more you like baseball, the less you will like this.

Written by Jon • April 4, 2010

The Joy of Sex, written by an 11-year-old

Oral, Regular, and Mystery Box

Written by Kyle • March 31, 2010

A Depression-Era Transient Shills A Modern Product In Exchange For A Roof And A Hot Meal

He aint beggin' for a handout. He's just lookin' to make an honest wage.

Written by Justin • March 24, 2010

Excerpts From A Recipe Book Written By A 19-Year-Old Who Just Got His Own Place

Stop eating frozen pizzas and Ramen and explore the wide world of culinary [sic]!

Written by Jon • March 23, 2010

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Avril Lavigne's 15 Greatest Outfits

The article where you stop taking me seriously.

by B • 2005

Pool Party!

A cool summer way to "beat the heat!"

by Justin • 2006

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On Half-Life 2 players who score easy kills on people who are obviously trying to type a message.

by Jon • 2005

I Liked The Food Network Better When It Was Underground

Paula Deen sucks since getting signed by a major ladle.

by Emily • 2006

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