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Taylor Momsen, Meta-Critic

The star of Gossip Girl holds a press confrence and addresses "pressing issues of cultural degredation, decomposition and outright destruction"

Written by Pholby • August 30, 2010

Time-Travelling Hugh Hefner

The adventures of the loneliest man in history

Written by Hanstock • August 27, 2010

Rex and The Baron

A reflection on prohibition in Springfield, from both sides.

Written by Pholby • August 25, 2010

Scott Adams: Professional Humorist

Excerpts from his upcoming book of hilarious observations

Written by Hanstock • August 23, 2010

Chris Bosh Adjusts To Life With LeBron James

A candid conversation between Jon and Daniel

Written by Jon • July 9, 2010

A Desperate Sportswriter Under A Deadline Runs With The Next Idea He Comes Up With

What happens when a man has run out of options.

Written by Jon • June 16, 2010

Why Do Kobe Bryant And Ray Allen Hate Each Other?

An impromptu conversation between Jon and Peter

Written by Jon • June 6, 2010

The Backpacker’s Handbook

This ain't your grandma's traveling.

Written by Kyle • May 15, 2010

Your Weekend With An Old Friend From High School

It ought to be a lot of fun.

Written by Jon • April 14, 2010

Chasing the Dragon

A Dungeon Master's greatest moment...foiled?

Written by Hanstock • April 8, 2010

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Avril Lavigne's 15 Greatest Outfits

The article where you stop taking me seriously.

by B • 2005

Pool Party!

A cool summer way to "beat the heat!"

by Justin • 2006

****'s Blog

On Half-Life 2 players who score easy kills on people who are obviously trying to type a message.

by Jon • 2005

I Liked The Food Network Better When It Was Underground

Paula Deen sucks since getting signed by a major ladle.

by Emily • 2006

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